Is de PM’s Olive Branch Foh Real?
Ah really picked up ah tampered sorry, tempered Ralph in his Budget Address. It was no more ah de ole chest beating, no more ULP wretch-o-wreck; no de-rag-ah-tree name calling, no over-worked clichés like his Carry-beyond civil-lies-say-shun. He sounded controlled like ah Reformed man, like ah defeated braggart too! Lie-Za warn me dat dis could be ah replay ah de Aesop Fable, way Brer Lie-on did play sick to get all de other animals come visit him in his cave, and when dey went to sympathize wid him, he ate dem all, except Brer Fox who never went, never trusted Brer Lie-on. So Lie-Za say she wants to be like Brer Fox, she go wait and watch de PMâs every move. What ah see is what ah teking, ah believe he foh real, even though he came half-clean on ah number ah tings: He threaded gently on our low ranked E-con-Amy wid up-most opt-him-is-him; he gave us ah update on de monies spent on de Airport; he down-played de cry-sis situation looming over de NIS pen-shun Fun, he down-played Property Tax which will hit our pockets harder dan he and Julie-Ann want us to believe. All dem talk bout de country sitting on de crest of another âHe-can-nah-mek Take Off,â is no more. He however rushed thru ah list ah new items to be VAT-all-lies, ridiculously including âsanitary napkinsâ Lie-Za say dat is sex-shall discrimination against woe-men. But my ears tinkled when ah heard de PM making several references to de foundation laid by previous Administration, making specific mention ah de NDP, something he has never said/done since he became PM. And to crown it off, when Gomry Daniel âdid it againâ or âdid it his wayâ by being ain-sense-it- if to de injured Dan Cummings, our PM apologized in ah reconciliatory mood, offering de All-live Branch to Arm-in and Cummings, promising to drop de High Court matter he had won against dem fellars. Ah one-dah-full gesture! De Par-liar-mint sitting dis year was one ah de best, it was widout bad blood, spoilt only by Gumry who lately is behaving Angry and bitter, like when people got Anger Management problems and drinking dey own remedy âBitter Bush.â Ralph should send him to de Holy Land.
WE PEN-SHUN IN GOOD HANDS
Bassy Alexander is a land surveyor, folklorist and social commentator.